1. naative:

    Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you

    (via sovietkittens)

  2. tokomon:

    dumbesttweets:

    She has failed at life. I hope authorities show up at her door.

    yikes

    (via pawnee-parks-and-rec)

  3. draelogor:

    lotrlockedwhovian:

    viivus:

    period thoughts

    that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

    PLEASE

    (via samthemoosechester)

  4. captainmjolnir:

    People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???

    that was the point???

    like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???

    It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?

    You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote

    (Source: gameofbooze, via playitagain)

  5. urbancatfitters:

    slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

    urbancatfitters:

    everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment

    What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.

    screenshot this and look at it in 3 years

    (via thefoodsoftheworldlady)

  6. niggawitdreadz:

    toohot-tohoot:

    niggawitdreadz:

    How to spoon:

    • Dick hard on the butt
    • Titty in my hand
    • Kiss ya neck
    • Hell yeah
    What

    HOW TO SPOON

    • DICK HARD ON THE BUTT
    • TITTY IN MY HAND
    • KISS YA NECK
    • H E L L Y E A H

    (Source: kegelgod, via thefoodsoftheworldlady)

  7. ihaveacleverfandomurl:

    dave-tho:

    dave-tho:

    dave-tho:

    dave-tho:

    dave-tho:

    dave-tho:

    dave-tho:

    dave-tho:

    egg

    OMG THIS ^^

    WHEN DID TUMBLR GET SO SM O OTH  ?? ? ?? ?? ? ???

    THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE XDDD

    thank you science side of tumblr

    [supernatural gif]

    I LOVE THE MEN OF TUMBLR

    ♥✞MASTURBATION TIPS✞♥

    why does the link lead to that

    (via teamfreekickass)

  8. rneggy:

    THIS NUMBER IVE NEVER SEEN SENT ME A PIC OF TROY BOLTON THEN WHEN I ASKED WHO IT WAS THEY SENT ME A PIC OF A SLIGHTLY CONFUSED TROY BOLTON

    (via paudashlake)

    (Source: badtvblog, via hi)

  9. hitchedand24:

    stnfield:

    Exclusive: The Girl Who Stole Spider-Man’s Heart

    When Andrew first arrived he was introduced to a sandy-haired, four-year-old girl called Rylee Nosworthy, who was diagnosed with autism at the age of two.

    The actor took a particular liking to the shy, smiling darling as she hung back behind her parents, too overwhelmed to approach the star herself.

    He spent the morning talking to her parents, Amy and Jason, trying to find out more about Rylee and watched on with a smile as they gently encouraged her into the water and onto a surfboard for the first time – this being no easy feat for a little girl whose life can be rocketed by a change in routine.

    Talking about the Spider-Man star, Rylee’s mother Amy, 30, said she was blown-away by how genuine and laid-back the actor was.

    “It felt like we were just catching up with friends at the beach – not meeting a celebrity,” Amy said.

    “Andrew arrived early and just strolled down the beach, shook our hands and introduced himself to us and straight away started asking questions about Rylee and when she was first diagnosed with Autism.“

    The rising Hollywood star spent close to two hours with the children, taking them out on the surfboards and signing merchandise, including Spider-Man branded surfboards to be auctioned off to support children with autism.

    But it was a DVD that he signed for Rylee and the events that unfolded afterwards that captured everyone’s heart.

    Rylee, whose struggle with normal social interaction is a daily battle, didn’t want to get a photo with Andrew and flatly refused a request for a hug, despite the actor frowning and turning his puppy dog eyes on her.

    The actor joked about being rejected by the adorable infant, to which her mother quipped, “You wouldn’t get that very often.”

    But his charm and gentle nature eventually wore down Rylee’s barriers resulting in a melt-your-heart moment, not even Rylee’s parents saw coming.

    “Towards the end of the day he was signing The Amazing Spider-Man DVDs for the children, when he picked up Rylees and wrote, ‘I hope one day we get to hug.’”

    Little did he know – his hug was coming sooner than he thought.

    The little girl surprised everyone when they told her the actor was leaving. She was prompted to give him a high-five before he left but instead followed it up by running into his arms and giving him the hug he was hoping for.

    “The look on his face in the pictures we captured was priceless – he really is a superhero!” Amy said.

    (via complicatedtriangulated)

  10. REBLOG IF YOU THINK TEAMFREEKICKASS IS THE BEST BLOGGER EVER

    teamfreekickass:

    teamfreekickass:

    teamfreekickass:

    OH WOW. THIS IS TOTALLY NOT AN EDIT. WOW 

    OMg lOok aT tHe nOTES

    maKe this thE mOst rEbLOGGed pOsT eveR

    (Source: mspandrew)

    1975blog:

    The 1975 in one word

    you can just see that he’s pronouncing it like “ohhwsum”

    (Source: thecitys, via fallingforthe1975)

    lets-bandage-it-up:

    freakshow1313:

    noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination:

    thatsonofamitch:

    enenkay:

    zipperaward:

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    gogogo!

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    donate or signal boost, they still have about a fifth to go!
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    Hey! This is pretty awesome, so I thought I’d share here. Even if you can’t donate, signal boosting the fuck out of this is important! 

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    (via theofficialariel)